It's 's fault.

So, I'm probably the worst person to promote, yes, Australia. I am unAustralian. I hate vegemite. The heat pisses me off. I'm not too fond of beaches. BBQ's make me feel bloated. etc etc

so anyway, the rules

Rules:
- Promote your own country using a video from youtube(or something)
- Say something about it
- Tag 4 people(not including your fellow countrymen)
- No offensive videos or comments please
- Copy and Paste these rules too (done)

http : //www .youtube. com/watch?v= DNT7uZf7lew (take out the spaces since DA turns it into a fucking smiley)

Q. SO WHAT THE HELL IS SO GOOD ABOUT AUSTRALIA?

A. ... It's a bunch of British convict rejects plus a whole bunch of other countries mushed into one. You tell me. We are, as of last year, THE FATTEST COUNTRY in the world. We beat America. That's how lame we are (not me, I'm underweight). Our food portions are GIGANTIC. I recommend France or an Asian country if you want good food.

Q. SO LIKE, WHAT IS THERE TO DO/SEE IN AUSTRALIA?!?

A. ... Absolutely. Nothing. Don't believe the bullshit that Uluru is just a quick drive away, it's in the middle of the country surrounded by DESERT where it's HOT and SWEATY and things are EXPENSIVE. I've been here my whole life and I haven't gone there. Heck I haven't gone to the Great Barrier Reef (which, might I add, is depleting as we speak because of rising sea temperatures).

Over all, it's a pretty boring country. No real amazing landmarks that could compare with the Berlin Wall or the Eiffel Tower etc etc Call me unpatriotic but... D: I never believe celebrities when they say they love Australia. They don't. People lie you know.

Q. CAN YOU DIFFERENTIATE FACT FROM FICTION FOR US?

A. Gladly.

No, we don't ride around in kangaroos or keep them as pets. They are in zoos or most commonly seen at the side of the road... dead.

No, there are no such things as drop bears... the only known existing one is ME. HAHAHAHA BOW TO DROP BEAR. Koalas are not bears. If anyone tells you that or says 'koala bear' you have every right to smack them.

No, we don't say crikey. Ever. Only when we're mocking something/one.

Yes, a lot of Australians say 'mate' and 'G'day', but not all. Me for example.

No, we don't like the film Australia. In fact, most Australian I talk to hate the film.

Yes, Hugh Jackman is our biggest export.

No, we do not live off vegemite.

Yes, besides vegemite looking like shit, it tastes like it too. It's salty. I ate it once when I was around 8... never again.

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Whoops. I think I was meant to PROMOTE Australia.

I tag whoever wants to do it.